MTV Movie Awards

Update: Diablo Cody almost fainted when Johnny Depp won his award for Best Comedic Performance. He did look, well, seriously gorgeous.

Earlier: MTV is liveblogging the red carpet. Watch if you can stand even a second of it. I never can. Almost worth it to see Robert Downey, Jr. and co. win for Iron Man for “Best Summer Movie of the Year So Far.” Ropes of Silicon wins the contest for Best Headline with MTV Proves Their Irrelevance with 2008 Movie Awards.

Obviously a rather pathetic list of films, but considering MTV describes their show as irreverent you can’t really blame the results. After all, it isn’t about the movies as much as it is about giving movie studios and record labels a chance to promote their upcoming films and albums.

And promote they do. It’s every limelight-craving starlet in town.

Hollywood Backwash has the winners so far, nominees and full list of winners after the cut:

Best Female Performance – Ellen Page in Juno
Best Summer Movie So Far – Ironman
Best Male Performance – Will Smith in I Am Legand
Best Comedic Performance РJohnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Best Villian – Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd
Best Movie – Transformers

BEST MOVIE
Juno
Transformers
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
I Am Legend
Superbad
National Treasure: Book of Secrets

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Will Smith – I Am Legend
Shia LaBeouf- Transformers
Denzel Washington – American Gangster
Matt Damon – The Bourne Ultimatum
Michael Cera – Juno

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Ellen Page – Juno
Keira Knightley РPirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Katherine Heigl – Knocked Up
Amy Adams – Enchanted
Jessica Biel – I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

BEST VILLAIN
Johnny Depp – Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Denzel Washington – American Gangster
Angelina Jolie – Beowulf
Topher Grace – Spider-Man 3
Javier Bardem – No Country For Old Men

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp РPirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Adam Sandler – I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Jonah Hill – Superbad
Seth Rogen – Knocked Up
Amy Adams – Enchanted

BEST FIGHT
Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah – The Bourne Ultimatum
Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco – Spider-Man 3
Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell – Jumper
Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet – Never Back Down
Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming – Rush Hour 3
Alien vs. Predator- Aliens vs. Predator Requiem

BEST KISS
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer – Disturbia
Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey – Enchanted
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Ellen Page and Michael Cera – Juno
Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman – Step Up 2 The Streets

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Zac Efron – Hairspray
Seth Rogen – Knocked Up
Jonah Hill – Superbad
Michael Cera – Superbad
Chris Brown -This Christmas
Nikki Blonsky – Hairspray
Megan Fox – Transformers
Christopher Mintz-Plasse – Superbad

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR
Iron Man
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer