Joaquin Phoenix, subject of a very funny parody by Frank Coraci at the Spirit Awards Saturday and a considerably less funny parody by Ben Stiller during last night’s Oscars — and that’s not even counting the probable self-parody that Phoenix is orchestrating himself with Casey Affleck. What do we think of Two Lovers, and how about Phoenix and his new uni-bomber persona? I’m serious. Tell me what to think because I have no idea.