“Inglourious Basterds premiered in Cannes yesterday, and all we got was these 3 lousy clips.” That might make a cute T-Shirt slogan, but I’m not feeling amused or very encouraged by what I’m seeing here. I’ll reserve judgment until I see the film — and no amount of lukewarm reviews will keep me from buying a ticket. Sorry to report so many rotten tomatoes getting thrown at RT, but I’m still in denial and haven’t actually read any of them yet. For now, I’m starting to form an opinion based on what the producers and studio must feel are juicy teasers. I’m just not feeling much juice, though of course there’s plenty of pulp. Two more clips after the cut. Maybe you guys will enjoy them more than I did.