Whiny People

Tough for me to tell from these remarks who’s the biggest girl and who’s the biggest dick.

Leave it to Howard Stern to bring out the sensitive side of Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow, both still nursing their bruised feelings because Katherine Heigl dared to suggest (2 years ago) that Knocked Up “paints the women as shrews,” while the men look “lovable.”

Apatow, “I hear there’s a scene [in The Ugly Truth] where she’s wearing … Underwear … with a vibrator in it, so I’d have to see if that was uplifting for women.”

…Apatow figured Heigl was “probably was doing six hours of interviews and kissing everyone’s ass, and then just got tired and slipped a little bit” when she made the remarks to Vanity Fair.

Regardless, Rogen said, “I didn’t slip and I was doing fucking interviews all day too … I didn‚Äôt say shit!”

yeah, you dudes are the epitome of considerate discretion.

“It all depends on how much coffee I have had that day,” Apatow said. “If I was fighting … with someone else about something I may handle it wrong, and if I’m in like total Buddha mood, I’d be like ‘I feel sad that she hasn’t learned the lesson of her journey yet,'” he said.

Apatow said he hasn’t spoken to Heigl since her remarks… After the remark, “[You think] at some point I’ll get a call saying ‘Sorry, I was tired…’ and then the call never comes,'” he said.

*sniff*

Rogen said he doesn’t feel bad since Heigl seems to run her mouth at most people, including Grey’s Anatomy staff.

“I gotta say it’s not like we’re the only people she said some batshit crazy things about,” he said. “That’s kind of her bag now.”

These guys were all smiles last week when they thought they had a male version of Beaches on their hands. Why so moody all of a sudden? Dying is easy, bromance-dramedy is hard.