Critics Take Cover, Erik is BACK!

Erik Childress has posted his annual Criticwatch’s Whores of the Year – which has funny bits, no doubt. Pete Travers and Pete Hammond are two who take it annually from Childress but they’re probably used to it by now (we hope, because we love Pete and Pete!). Some of the quotes from lesser known critics have a funny ring to them when boiled down to the basics.

Like these from Maria Salas:

The Time Traveler’s Wife РA rare gem.
New In Town – Legally Blonde meets Sweet Home Alabama.
My Sister’s Keeper РGrab your girlfriends and go see this summer’s most heartwarming film!
Did You Hear About The Morgans? – The perfect holiday couple.
Knowing – An action-filled thriller! It will keep you on the edge of your seat. Riveting.
Next Day Air – Lethal and explosive…Full of laughs!
Angels & Demons – Better than The Da Vinci Code.
Fast & Furious – The best of the Fast & Furious movies.

There is no way Angels & Demons is better than the Da Vinci Code.