Inversely proportional box-office

Not a new trend by any means, but no less depressing for its dimwit predictability: The more a movie sucks, the more people will flock to see it.

45 — The Expendables — $35 million
51 — Eat Pray Love — $24 million
68 — Scott Pilgrim vs the World — $11 million

oh, those first numbers are metacritic scores. But they might as well be the combination to Jonah Hill’s high school gym locker for all the difference they make to moviegoers. Did you find a better way to shred your money this weekend?