And the winners are…
Akumax!
J.A.H.!
Since all the haiku were smart and elegant, this had to be a random drawing, one chance at entry per reader. I just wanted to add though: all the efforts of everyone who participated gave me a great deal of pleasure to read and put a smile on my face during a very rough time offline. So thank you all so much for your clever efforts. I’ll contact the winners by email and we’ll work out details to give Sasha your info. Thanks again to everyone who joined in!