16th Annual No Guts, No Glory Globes Edition and Haiku

The rules are the same as they’ve always been. You get up to three choices for No Guts, No Glory. It can’t be something predictable but should be some unpredictable, like off the charts crazy.

If you’d like to win this Birdman poster, though, you have to enter our Globe haiku contest. Ryan will be choosing one winner. I’ll start.

1. Into the Woods actually does win Best Musical.
2. Felicity Jones wins Best Actress for Theory of Everything
3. Gett wins foreign

And now, my haiku.

A batch of Cumber,
A man of Bird, mane of Red.
But he has a dream.

Lots of booze at Globes.
Teary speeches, awkwardness.
Breasts spill over dress.

Your turn, Oscar watchers!

Here’s the poster: