Well, my friends. It’s all come down to this. I’m going to give you two options here. You can state three of your “No Guts No Glory” predictions (only three). Or you can enter them in Haiku form, heightening the difficulty. We will give prizes to the best of both. No Guts does not mean “Alt.” It means WAY OUT OF LEFT FIELD. Lazlo Nemes being nominated in director does not count. But Alex Garland getting in? That counts. I’m actually predicting a long shot with Beasts of No Nation so my NGNG is going to be my ruin. Here are my picks.
- Steve Carell gets in for the Big Short
- Steve Jobs gets in for Picture
- Oscar Isaac gets in for supporting in Ex Machina
And my haiku for the evening (5,7,5)
If Mad Max gets snubbed
It won’t be a pretty pic
Suck balls, steak eaters
We’ll see you all bright and early in the AM. Thanks for hanging in. We’re almost there.