Play the ‘American Horror Story’ Mad Libs Game At Home

Courtesy of the Water Cooler Podcast, here’s your very own American Horror Story Mad Libs game so that you can play along at home!

As American Horror Story: Cult premieres tonight, help Ryan Murphy plot American Horror Story Season 8 with our very own American Horror Story Mad Libs game. Have a listen to the latest Water Cooler Podcast as Megan and Joey play the game. Now, you too can play along at home!

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We open on ___________________ [Important Day in American History]. A young couple sits in a secluded, idyllic grove ________________ [verb ending in ING]. Suddenly, they hear a sound behind them. A demonic _______________ [profession] approaches carrying a rusty ______________ [weapon] and kills them in a campy, bloody fantasia.

Cut to, a modern day _______________’s [profession] office run by ________________ [Oscar winning actress from Tootsie] which has been plagued by recent murders. Things go really crazy when ____________________ [enter an American president] appears and attacks __________________ [enter the name Sarah Paulson]. Just as the Secret Service starts to cover up the crime, the president is murdered by someone wearing a ______________ [adjective] ______________ [animal] mask using a _______________ [kitchen utensil].

__________________ [Oscar nominated actress from What’s Love Got To Do With It] plays a no-nonsense ____________________ [profession] who stumbles upon the identity of the killer, played by ___________________ [any good looking gay actor with dark hair].

The series culminates in a flash back to ______________________ [another important day in American History] where _____________________ [Oscar-winning actress from Misery] owns a _________________ [adjective] _______________ [animal] that predicts the future. Rather than stop it all, the woman kills her ____________ [family member] and commits suicide. We close with the song _____________________ [famous 1980s pop song].