As the microscopic film world on the web awaits the Cannes lineup, Variety’s Todd McCarthy gets a mini-scoop, the news that Clint Eastwood will be bringing his horror film, The Changeling, to Cannes. This is good news for everyone if Angelina is not too pregnant to attend. McCarthy reports that it will be Eastwood’s fifth film in competition after Pale Rider, White Hunter, Black Heart, Bird and Mystic River. More Cannes news as it presents itself. This film joins the latest Woody Allen movie, Vicki Cristina Barcelona (which looks horrible), as does the latest debacle with Evan Rachel Wood and Larry David. I love Woody, or, I loved Woody back when he made good movies. But let’s face it; it’s been a while. How can I tell just by a few photos? It certainly doesn’t look like he’s matured past his fetish yet. Erm.