Predict the Oscars WRONG Contest

The way I try to predict the Oscars right is not a lot different from how I predict them wrong. So since it’s clear I don’t really understand how either game works, I’ll just quote Sasha’s instructions from last year:

There will be a prize for the Oscar Watcher who can get a perfect score of ZERO on this new tradition here at Awards Daily. That means, you can predict, in every category, what will not win. Our main contest to PREDICT THE WINNERS is here. But this new contest should stretch your thinking brain in another way. It is a lot harder than you might think… So let‚Äôs see how you do.

Here’s a handy form to help you fabricate The Worst Oscars Ever. As if they need you help.