One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Just in time for theaters packed with sniffling brats snotting all over germy arm rests, swine flu arrives with the summer blockbusters.

• Wash your hands. Often.
• Cover your mouth if you sneeze or cough.
• Get plenty of sleep, be physically active, manage your stress
• Drink plenty of fluids, and eat nutritious food.
• Try not touch surfaces that may be contaminated.
• Avoid close contact with people who are sick.
• Resist the urge to lick this lobby poster. And this one.